February 04, 2013

Last Chance to Get Out

The Red Tide Has Come In
Unless you hold solid blue chips such as Nestle,GAB,F&N and BAT, this is the time to review your stock holdings.

Remember its is better to be sad than sorry and it will definitely be easy on your mind and heart to leave only little stock holdings on BSKL.

Sell whatever holdings you have and sit tight until you see a firm post 13 GE government in place. By then, you will have all the pick you want of good blue chips from the true blues such as BAT and Nestle to the second-echelon like  KLK, PPB, PBB,LPI to Aeon.

You can bet your last ringgit that there will be no run-up of stock prices to the Chinese New Year. It is just too late, my friend!

 If at all there is action, these are generated by snakes in the market, they are bargain hunters pawing down prices day by day.

By Wednesday 6th February, the exodus will start outstation for the new year and the following two trading days will be dull, by all counts.

After the Chinese New Year, the specter of the impending elections will drive away both foreign investors and local retail traders will scurry away like rats hiding whatever returns they can squirrel off with.

A glance across the board after the bloody slaughter of January 2013 indicates that there is nothing of a ghost of a chance for recovery at all.

The listlessness of the current market will go on into deeper melancholia when the Johore State assembly has to be dissolved by 21 March.

BSKL will become a graveyard of sorts soon.

While the Selangor State government threatens to dissolved itself after Chap Goh Mei, the DAP-led State government of Penang has decided to go the distance as they need only dissolved legally 4 days after the Federal Parliament does.

I would expect all other states to follow the cue by PM Najib.

As it will likely be a hot-breath fight to the finish for both sides with a Pyrrhic victory in store  for the winning side,the BSKL will die a slow death.

As uncertainties are expected from a loss of BN in the polls to a fragmented PR win, they will kill whatever life that is left on the bourse!

The current BN government as well as the pension funds are collecting FGV shares at the expense of other blue chips. Their efforts are fast coming to naught as the counter is slumping every day. Even EPF members has to suffer because of politics.

Best bet- leave while you have time.


The Wholesome Threesome!

Best of Both Worlds!
If one is to choose loneliness, two is to be in love, then three must be the triple harmony of utmost joy.

That is the position of this Thai gentleman with the fortune to marry a pair of pretty twins.

Read how he keep his house in order and on week-ends, a threesome at that. 

It must be seventh heaven for the three of them to be living in wanton abandonment.

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After Mr Wichai (Tao), aged 24, from Songkram, who earns his living by dealing in old goods, got married to gorgeous twins Ms Sirintara and Ms Thipawan 22, he vouched his sincerest 'equal love' for both of them. 

Mr Wichai got married in pompous ceremony to both twins simultaneously.

On being interviewed by the Thai Rath reporters, Mr Wichai declared wholeheartedly, that he 
didn't see much problem in having to perform tiresome marital duties with two wives.  In the engagement ceremony before the wedding, Mr Wichai successfully offered a dowry ofeight baht of gold and 80,000 baht EACH for his lovely darlings.  Both families celebrated the marriage with joy and were said to be delighted for the threesome.

Mr Wichai told the press that he had been best of friends with his neighbouring twins since they were children. "When I grew older, I would walk past their house each morning and try to decide for myself which one I fancied more, but it was darned impossible - adored BOTH of them - I just couldn't decide, which one of them to chat up....!" 

He went on to say "For three continuous years all three of us would go on dates together, until there was one day when I couldn't stand the frustration any longer and told them I love you and want to 
marry you BOTH "   The fortunate Mr Wichai, instead of getting a slap in the face, was overjoyed when both girls admitted to having sworn all along, that they wished to marry the same man! " 

It wasn't easy at first, what with the neighbours gossiping, but our family sympathized, understood, 
and fully supported our mutual love for the one man" the twins said. 

Mr Wichai arranged for his brides to live with him, in his family house after the wedding, and his mother has alread y proudly prepared TWO rooms for the newly-weds. 

Our reporters were just gagging to hear the response to this mouth-watering question "And.... what are the sleeping arrangements Mr Wichai"?   To which he replied modestly with a beaming smile

"Absolutely no problems! For the first three nights of the week, I will sleep with Ms Thipawan and the next three will be spent with Ms Sirintara. As for every Saturday, the three of us will sleep together! " Ms Sirintara finally told the press 

"When my twin and I worked as assistant nurses, we promised each other that we would never leave each others side, and that our future husband would have to either take us both, or leave us" "

Anyway, Mr Wichai is the perfect man - he neither smokes nor drinks!"