July 22, 2009

Total Recall-Schwarzenegger's Yesterdays

Based on a short story by Philip K. Dick, "We Can Remember For You Wholesale",Total Recall continues to be an engaging movie.

The year is 2084. Douglas Quaid is a construction worker. Every night Doug has been having horrible nightmares about the planet Mars and it has become an obsession.Doug goes to "Rekall INC", a company that simulate false memories of ideal holidays. When Doug has a false memory of a holiday on Mars implanted, it all goes terribly wrong.

Doug has lost his memory and he is being chased by a group of assassins and his beautiful wife Lori is a agent who claims his whole life is a fake and he isn't who he is. After discovering he is Hauser, a former Mars Intelligence agent, Quaid goes to the colony on Mars, hoping of find himself.

He then meets a woman named Melina who was the woman in his dream. Together they wreaked havoc on Mars and saved the planet from destruction.

The eye candy, Sharon Stone and Rachel Ticotin impresses. Arnie in his younger days was more punchy. Not like today where he is only paunchy!

Good movie.

Beware of Hidden Costs!

So you think buying a house is no big deal?

When you have agreed to buy a house from a seller, there are hidden costs to consider.

Ask any lawyer and he will tell you that apart from the house price, there is the transfer fee that has to be paid to the government. If the house is below RM500,000, then the government takes 1% of the house value. If it is above RM500,000, you will be slapped with a 2% rate. This easily translate to about RM10,000 for a RM500,000 house.

What about the lawyer's fees?

If the house is RM150,000 and below, you need to pay the lawyer 1% and if it is more than that, you will have to fork out 0.75% of the house value. Get ready to spend about RM4,000 on lawyer fees for a half million ringgit house.

Taking a loan from a bank will add more to your hidden costs. These include:

Processing fee of RM200 or so.

Valuation fee of up to 2 % if your house is RM500,000 and beyond.

The lawyers fee for the loan will be subsidised by the bank up to 75%. You foot the balance.

Remember you also need to buy MRTA insurance to ensure when you are dead and gone, the loan gets paid via insurance.

Lastly, you may want to do up the house-renovation is certainly a big deal as well.

You must ensure the electricity and piping is in ship-shape. Then you may have to repaint the house, polish the terrazo and marble floorings, re-sand the parquet or replaced it with wood flooring and maybe put in fans and airconds.

Then you may want to invest in building up the party walls between your neighbours as well as put up a electronic gate.

So, its spending galore, my friend when you want to buy a house.

Think twice my friend when buying a house.

It is a big deal!

Snapped up like Butter Cookies!

Business Times Singapore reported about the Amanah Saham Malaysia. It is a good write-up and so I am attaching this to my postings.

KUALA LUMPUR, July 23 — All 1.6 billion units in a state-sponsored unit trust offered for sale yesterday by Permodalan Nasional Bhd (PNB) were snapped up by risk-averse Malaysians looking for a safe return.

PNB is Malaysia's largest fund manager and, originally, had offered 3.33 billion units to all Malaysians on the basis of a race quota whereby 50 per cent would be allocated to Malays, 30 per cent to the Chinese, 5 per cent to the Indians, and the remainder to “other” races such as the Eurasians.

Only the Chinese took up their quota while both the Malays and the Indians were unable to do so. PNB then offered the remaining 1.6 billion units to all comers for seven days beginning on July 21 with the proviso that each applicant would only be entitled to a maximum of 20,000 units. Even so, they were snapped up within hours yesterday. The overwhelming demand for a “safe” return epitomises the growing risk-averse profile of Malaysian investors fearful of the uncertainty posed by the global financial crisis. It also illustrates the excess liquidity in the banking system and the relative propensity of Malaysians to save.

But the fact that the units were sold out only when they were offered to everyone irrespective of race could also trigger carping from Malay commentators about the relative prosperity of Malaysia's Chinese community vis-a-vis other Malaysians.

It's also easy to see the attraction of the units. PNB was set up in 1978 by third premier Tun Hussein Onn to boost Bumiputera — indigenes and largely Malays — participation in the economy. Towards that end, the corporation — fuelled by government funds — was allowed stakes in some of Malaysia's choicest companies courtesy of the New Economic Policy which, among other things, mandated that any company going for listing had to set aside 30 per cent of its equity towards Bumiputera interests.

By 1981, the corporation had grown sufficiently large to allow ordinary Malays to participate in its returns — it currently has significant interests in over 300 companies including some of the country's largest, such as Sime Darby, Maybank and United Motor Works.

Investors were offered participation through unit trusts which were then exclusive to Malays. The first two trusts were spectacularly successful, giving out annual returns of between 10 and 22 per cent.

In 2000, the first PNB trust open to non-Malays was launched and since then, every single one has been sold out completely.

My Comments:

Even so, ASM as a unit trust has also its down side. It is no bond and can slide down into negative territory just like the state Amanah Sahams. Even at the federal level,look at its sister funds for medical, education and pensions administered by PNB. Except for the pension fund which has lost 5 sen to 95 sen, the others are not doing well-mostly below 95 sen per unit. I do not know whether, enough dividends have been paid out to cover the current losses of these units.

Also, take note. Now that new listings do not need bumiputra institutions or partners, the chances of PNB having assured share allotment is no longer there.PNB will henceforth have to go into the open market to compete with individual bumiputras for a reduced cake of 50%.

The new circumstances will certainly make PNB to play on a more level playing field and they will now have to hire the best brains to help provide the strong dividend payout in an unknown market.

So we may yet see some restructuring of the staff profile of PNB as non Malays and foreigners are hired to "sniff out" good shares to buy and play the entry-exit game on the Bursa! Happy hunting, PNB!

Ten Commandments of Marriage

Truth be told, doesn't these actually reflect real life situations and not the vows at the altar when your exchanged wedding vows?

Let's hear them and reflect. And snigger a little if you want to if it applies to your current situation.

Commandment 1

Marriages are made in heaven

But then again, so is thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say,

Talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3

Marriage is grand - and divorce is at least a 100 grand!

Commandment 4

Married life is very frustrating.

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Commandment 5

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:

Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;

The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said.

After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Commandment 8

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.

But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9

Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry.

That is why one treats the other like toxic waste.

Commandment 10

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

By now we are all sombre and likely wiser, I assumed............

Higher Revenue, lower PR Image


Petronas Gas continues to bring in the money and yet it failed miserably in the PR department. What a gas!

This morning at its AGM, it could only provide morning tea or coffee. Not even a croissant, sandwich or cookie. At least Ranhill gave those at their latest EGM at Concorde KL recently.

Lunch was at the coffee house but as usual, the unruly tahpau group came by and make a bee-line for the food and dished them to bring home to their hungry members waiting at home.

Petronas Gas should be more sensitive of its image. Gaya-lah sikit! At the next AGM, best if the Petronas Gas Communications and HR Department provide light refreshment such as finger food as well as a good door gift.

Mad Wife Disease

Laughing is good for us.

This is a funny joke.

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

'What was that for?' he asked.

'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied.

Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,' he explained.

'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good explanation '

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.

When he came to, he asked, 'What the hell was that for?'

She replied...

'Your horse called.'