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| The Grecian Lass and the Origin of the Olympics |
A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece.
In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked. That is a fact as depicted in ancient Greek wall murals.
To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on a drink containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.
At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked magnificent males marching toward her and she exclaimed: "Oh!! Limp pricks!"
Over the next two and a half millennium that morphed into "Olympics" as we know it today.
So, now you also know!
In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked. That is a fact as depicted in ancient Greek wall murals.
To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on a drink containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.
At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked magnificent males marching toward her and she exclaimed: "Oh!! Limp pricks!"
Over the next two and a half millennium that morphed into "Olympics" as we know it today.
So, now you also know!
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