Jokes To get You By....

We Do Deserve Them!

These are gems of the best chucklers around any time.

Enjoy:

I am reminded of a joke. What happens if a politician drowns in a river?  That is pollution.

 What happens if all of them drown?  That is solution!!!

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
~Aesop, Greek slave & fable author 

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
~Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher

We Put Them There

 Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

~Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Soviet politician

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
~Quoted in 'Clarence Darrow for the Defense' by Irving Stone.

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton, American actor/writer

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
~Oscar Ameringer, "the Mark Twain of American Socialism."

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn.

AND......................
The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
~P.J. O'Rourke, American comedian

I offered my opponents a deal: "if they stop telling lies about me, I will stop telling the truth about them".
~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952..

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
~Texas Guinan. 19th century American businessman

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle, French general & politician

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
~Doug Larson (English middle-distance runner who won gold medals at the 1924 Olympic Games in Paris, 1902-1981)

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

~ Variously attributed to Will Rogers and George Bernard Shaw

Finally on the just concluded Obama-Mit Romney, a snub at Mitt Romney.

At Least He had Staying Power

Did you laughed out loud?

Andre Rieu: High in Heidelberg

Younger days with Marjorie

Andre brought his concert to the university city of Heidelberg.

Old charm-definitely romantic.

Charming at 60

With a full entourage and guest performers, Andre captivated the city folks with his tremendous performance that one will not really forget for a really,really long time.

Old Charm of Heidelberg

Built upon a concept of Marjorie, his wife, Andre toured most of Germany as well to other countries such as Brazil and Australia.

Beguiling turrets and spires

This well known Waltz King of Europe can really take the hearts of the ladies of Europe away.

Versatile and talented Manoe Konings

He really plays one mean Blue Danube!

Alvin-The Aftermath of the Sex Videos

Love or lust?

Well, it was fun while it lasted for both Alvin and Vivian.

While Vivian faced uncertain future from family sanctions, Alvin got his judgment call from the NUS.

They had given him a the right to be heard and he has given his arguments.

The verdict?

Not too bad.

He call still continue college life using his own expenses.

The down-side?

His scholarship has been withdrawn.

So the question of exhibiting on the internet blog: Was it worth it?

Andre Rieu- The Magic of Maastricht

Sparks of Musical Magic!

You must believe. This man practically spins magic through classical music.

Andre Rieu, the genius of a Dutch maestro conductor has done it again, this time in Maastricht in Germany.

Splendorous!

Not as elaborate as his concert in Vienna, the people here enjoyed the music and participated in the delights of the magical moments of the concert.

Charlotte Hawkins

Along with his entourage is the Patin Tenor, Clara from Brazil, the Australian lady and Charlotte Hawkins.

There were some slapstick but the concert as a whole was worth every moment.

Patin Tenor do their Stuff!

I have just watched Andre Rieu Gala in Netherlands in 2009.

Just as great!

Maastricht

If music is the song of love,play on, says the bard.