Jokes with Funny Word Puns

1. Losing all your friends:
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says 'If you
behave like this, you will lose ALL your
friends.'

2. Brother wanted:
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, 'Send me a
brother'....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR
MOTHER'....

3. Meaning of WIFE:
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It
means 'Without Information Fighting
Every time'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For
Ever'!!!'

4. Importance of a period:
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my
mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran
away.'

5. Confident vs. confidential:
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference
between confident and confidential?' Dad says, 'You
are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over
there is also my son, that's confidential! '

6. Anger management? :
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back.
How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your tooth-brush.'