Laughing Gas emission when Science is taught...

Beginning 2012, Malaysian students will have fun learning Science in Bahasa.

I extracted a laughable sample from the WWW lately. What a joke. Start guffawing!!

"Why Malaysian Government insists on using English for maths and science?This is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language. How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa,especially in school.

See examples below:-

Hardware = barangkeras
Software = baranglembut
Joystick = batang gembira
Plug and Play = cucuk dan main
Port = lubang
Server = pelayan
Client = pelanggan

Try to translate this:

ENGLISH:

That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.

Now in BAHASA MALAYSIA:

Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.

Now you know WHY..."