Which Machine,my friend?

This was going around the internet for sometime.

The ATM Will do It!

The tongue and cheek line has a pot-bellied man asking a training coach what machine he should use to attract a beautiful and fit women.

His answer: The ATM!

Seduction Alvin-Vivian Style

What now, my love?

It may not be as hot as when it first exploded onto the blog screen but many are scouring the internet for the three videos.

Many were fortunate to see the couple at the climactic  heat of the moment.

Now, you may be lucky it the videos even 'open' for you to enjoy these lusty moment of hot sexual pursuit.

The sex-rape video was nothing great so I was told.

Narcissistic Cam-whores?

The oral episode was again another let down but the Last Tango in Kuala Lumpur was sexually quite aggressive  I was informed.

Apparently it was somewhere between pink and blue.

So, while Alvin  faces the Disciplinary Board of NUS, I wonder what is Vivian doing these days?

The Losing of the Pot of Del Oro

Glitter is All gone

For many, after 4 years of receiving hibah, nothing could possibly go wrong. At more than 30% annual returns, they were awashed in moolah while their poorer cousins had to tolerate the low fixed deposit regime of an average 2.8%.

To lend authenticity to their name, the company brought in the King, The First Lady Rosmah and obviously Mr Gold is God ex-PM, Mahathir at their functions.

It was all rosy as an impending Mediterranean holiday package when it all caved in. On both sides of the Causeway, Genneva was raided by the authorities.

Mama Mia! It's All gone!

Now, the Deputy Finance Minister seems to point to the fact that the operations of this company was 'all mist and mirrors' and have been operating a Ponxi scheme of sorts. Liabilities was more than assets.

For those who gave in their life-savings to these scheme ,woe betide and they may not crawl out of this hell hole forever. May be in another life!

Just like how they screwed up the Astro IPO by selling a debt ridden Astro, do not trust the Malaysian  authorities. Not the current politicians and always, not any ex-PMs.

These ex-PMs do not do magic. Not on the job, never when out of the job!

All that glitters is not gold!

Les Miserables!

T'is but a valuable lesson to learn when your nest-egg is all gone!

An Eggnest Bears Fruit

An Egg-nest in Your Hands

When my son was 4 years old, I bought into an annuity for him so that part of his educational expenses at the tertiary level will be financed therefrom.

It's that time now.

After collecting back my initial outlay, we have to be reimbursed for the fees that we have paid the university.

Growing a Future

The annuity managed by KOOP Malaysia pays out  twice a year based on  academic results.

If a beneficiary fails to make the mark, he cannot collect the next disbursement due.

Those beneficiaries that quit their courses will also lose as what is left in their account will be shifted to the residual account to support other students on longer courses.

A Small Harvest

So, my son has to work doubly hard to get this annuity payout.

Lunch and Tea at the Royal Lake Club

Grand Club

Today was a rushy day of sorts for me.

First stop was Bukit Kiara Equestrian Club to attend the Berjaya Land AGM.

Next stop-Bandar Sri Permaiuri in Cheras to bring my daughter to work.

Then its back to University Hospital for my hospital appointment.

Finally, after a bus ride and a short walk home, I was on my way to the Royal Lake Club to have lunch at the Chinese Restaurant with my friend, Mr. Lai.

Met Mr Yee, an ex-judge and Eric as well as Mrs. Lai.

We had a swell time talking about almost anything, at tea time with mocha and latte; from Chinese burials to economy shopping to studying at Cambridge.

We should meet more often.

THHE-The Dead-weight Defies Gravity

Riding out of P17

It must really be getting closer for Tabung Haji Heavy Engineering Bhd (THHE) after it submitted its 3rd quarter report ending September 2012 to the BSKL.

So, it looks like the Fates are rooting for it to get out from the P17 shackles to roam wild and free and to raise any market capital it wants.

I do hope this is not a false start as many before this.

It touched 60 sen before ending at 59.5 sen. Similarly the warrants moved up to 42 sen.

This signals a clear departure and I believe the rumours in the market that  it may go beyond 60 sen and perhaps melonjak another 20 sen.

Touching 80 sen would be grand! It would be swell, Tabung Haji!

The Mortgage Isn't Really worth the Paper......

The Paper gets useless as you aged

When you are old and do not have an income, even having a house to mortgage isn't any good.

So, remember when you do have a valuable asset in hand like a property that is unencumbered, do use it as a leverage to buy another property while you are still earning.

The longer years you have right up to 70 years old will also ensure the payback amount per month is really bearable.

Otherwise, that property is only good if you become a guarantor for your children.

As property prices are really crazy in the Klang Valley, it pays to take a risk and buy a property now.

As your children may have just started working and would not have the wherewithal to put down even a small deposit for a home, parental assistance goes a long way to ensure they have a property pat down while the price is still affordable.

Imagine buying a small pigeon-hole of a unit at the Icon near the Sunway Bridge will cost you more than RM1,000 per square feet. God forbid!

The risk taker will be rewarded as property goes into boom and bust cycles.

If you can ride these speed bumps you will emerge the winner!